Barby is Bad!

Barby of Borg and Barby Borg

The ultimate evil has arrived in your toy stores. Barby of Borg with head and spine that can be disengaged.
Comes with voice distortion mode. Speak like a Borg and scare the shit out of everyone. Her laser-eye is always in the mood for fuckin' up other kids' eyes.

No hive to rule without drones so get your Barby Borg as well. They have exchangeable parts so you can create and customize your own Borg drones. Comes with voice active button for when trying to engage in unwanted sexual activities with unwilling boyfriends. Let Barby of Borg speak the words 'resistance is futile' to those stupid Harry Potter wannabees and get intercourse garanteed. WE ARE THE BARBY!

* powercells and nanoprobes for assimilating parents to your girly cubeworld sold seperately.

 

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