HOW TO SEND AN EVIL GREETING CARD
Sending a card is easy with BarbyIsBad.com's Virtual Evil Greeting Card Service. Just follow the instructions at each step along the way. I also want to let you know that the cards are stored in a non-indexed directory so only you and the recipient will know how to find the card. This directory is also pretty secure from spammers, so send your card knowing you will not end up on any junk list.

After you have completed the card, you will be shown a preview. If you do not like your card, you may edit it and then send it, or just cancel the request. The recipient will receive e-mail advising where to find the card.
STEP #1: PICK A PICTURE
Please select a picture from the list below using the little Radio Button selector. You may only pick one picture per card. If you want to see a full size image of a picture, just click on it. You might want to do that before filling in any information on this page, just so you do not risk losing your work after returning from viewing the image.
Bag Lady Barby
"Crazy lady livin' in a bag". Who doesn't know the lyric by Grandmaster Flash. Now your kids can play with bag ladies without having to roam the streets. Let them make cardboard castles like they've never seen.
Raid your mothers liquor cabinet for the bottles needed to give your own wino get together.
SM Cellar
Live out your own dirty fantasies in this fully adjustable SM cellar. A spanking chair, handcuffs embedded in the walls and much, much more. Specially designed by Herr dr. Schwarzlederhosen for your pleasure!
Sorority Slut Barby
For all you pre-college dudes. Sorority Slut Barby is the perfect doll to get into the college mood. Get the hottest cheerleader drunk as skunk, high as a kite. Take her to your room and let the real party begin.
Comes with dispachable panties and cheerleader uniform, bottle of JB and condoms are optional.
Junky Barby
The needle and spoon, classic tools for a junkie. You get them all when you buy Junky Barby. Let her OD whenever you feel like. Unlike you, she can't die. She's also a great tool for testing all your aquired goodies. When her eyes pop out, you know you've been had.
Roadkill Kehn
This is the ultimate kick for kids who like to play ER, Crash or Hannibal Lector. Dismember Kehn time after time. Scare the hell out of your sister by putting Roadkill Kehn in Barby's bed for a change.
Strap-on Barby
The latest hit! A Barby with a strap-on dick. Now you can Sodomize your other dolls.

STEP #2: NAME AND E-MAIL INFORMATION
In the boxes below, please enter both your's and the recipient's name and e-mail addresses.

PLEASE BE CERTAIN OF RECIPIENT'S E-MAIL ADDRESS

Your Name:
Your E-Mail Address:
Recipient's Name:
Recipient's E-Mail Address:

STEP #4: ENTER YOUR TITLE & MESSAGE
In the box below, please enter your message. Please feel free to use HTML to express yourself!
Card Title
Your Message
STEP #5: SIGN YOUR CARD
Please fill in below, how you would like to sign your card.
STEP #7: PROCEED TO PREVIEW OR START OVER
You are now ready to preview your card! To do so, just click on the PREVIEW button below. If you want to clear the form and start all over, select START-OVER. Your card will not be sent until you press the SEND-CARD button on the preview screen.